Rigged
Chapter 12
"Rockhoppers"
by
Ross M. Miller
Posted July 19, 2004
Kenneth Paine made a better
impression in the flesh than he did on television or bookracks. He was
delicately handsome with an impish charm that a video camera could not
adequately project to GNN’s viewers on both sides of the Atlantic. He
was considerably shorter, however, than one might have extrapolated from
his seated image. He looked out through engaging blue eyes and his sandy
hair had a touch of gray around the temples. He was such an obvious
“good guy” that I was instantly wary of him.
After a firm, but friendly, handshake,
Ken said, “Why don’t we step inside?”
“Didn’t the Aquarium just close?”
I asked.
“I think I can talk our way in,” he
replied.
We walked to the main entrance and Ken
pulled open a glass door that was left ajar. Immediately to our right
was an impressionistic white marble sculpture of two tall penguin-like
birds with a large marble egg at their feet. Ken stopped in front of the
sculpture and said, “That’s the great auk. You could think of it as
the penguin of the Northern Hemisphere, though it’s not formally
related to penguins. This sculpture is here as a reminder.”
“Of what?” I asked.
“Because of human thoughtlessness,
the great auk is extinct and has been for some time. It reminds us not
only of what we might do to other living beings, but ultimately what we
might do to ourselves. Lately, I cannot help but identify the great auk
with The Lowell Group. With GFF in the picture, Lowell is certainly
threatened, if not outright endangered.”
We walked up to the guard’s station
at a desk where several machines were covered with gray plastic. The
guard, a slight man, smiled at us and said, “Hello, Mr. Paine. I hope
that you and your guest will have a pleasant visit.” Ken assured him
that we would and introduced me to Hernando.
The main building was devoid of human
life. In the adjoining building, which looked out over the harbor,
workers were setting up tables and chairs in preparation for an evening
get-together that was likely hosted by one of the Aquarium’s corporate
donors. My only previous visit to the Aquarium was years earlier at such
an event arranged by one of GFF’s software vendors that was
headquartered in Waltham.
“Pat and I are quite involved with
the Aquarium,” Ken said as we continued into the center of the
Aquarium, which was built around an enormous circular tank that was home
to a vast array of fish and other aquatic life. A ramp, like Alaska’s,
spiraled around the tank to the top where visitors could look down into
it. Rather than ascend the ramp, we stayed on the ground floor with the
penguins.
I knew that there was no way that Ken
would get right down to business. He would try to soften me up first,
get me to like him, and then zing me. I kept my defenses up while
playing along.
“I discovered this place by
accident,” he said. “After an especially rough day, I went out for a
walk down to the water—The Lowell Group was much smaller back then and
everyone worked out of our old offices on State Street—saw the
Aquarium and figured why not go inside. That’s when I discovered the
penguins and this rock garden of theirs. While it’s not particularly
quiet here during the day—not with the hard walls and all the
schoolchildren—you don’t find many financial people here.”
“It seems like an especially nice
place when everyone’s gone,” I said.
“Well, after Pat and I got involved
in the big drive to fund the new wing, we had donated enough of our time
and money that we were given the run of the place. Our daughter works
here as a volunteer over the summers. She just loves the birds. She even
gets to feed them; they’re fond of smelt.”
I nodded as I tried to scope Ken out,
which was difficult in view of the dim lighting and Ken’s tendency to
speak at the penguins and not me.
As we walked around, Ken gave me a
brief lecture. “The Aquarium has three species of penguin—the little
blue, the rockhopper, and the African. The little blue, which are the
smallest, are kept separate from the others for their own safety. The
rockhopper and African penguins share this large area, though they
seldom mix.”
“They all look a bit small for
penguins,” I said.
“You must be thinking of the Emperor
penguins, whose adults are about four feet tall; however, all other
penguin species are considerably shorter. My favorites are the
rockhoppers, who are less than half the height of the Emperors. Ken took
me over to a chart that showed a line-up of the various species and then
we went over to a display of penguin eggs. The Emperor penguin egg was
huge—nearly five inches across. Most of the other eggs, including the
rockhopper eggs, looked like oversized chicken eggs.”
“You can’t make an omelet without
breaking some eggs,” I said to Ken. He did not appear amused.
We walked over to see a baker’s dozen
of rockhopper penguins standing on a bespoke outcropping and (true to
their name) some of them were hopping on the rocks. As we approached,
they greeted us with a group outburst that sounded like a cross between
a honk and a bark. It was obvious why the rockhoppers were so
popular—each penguin had a shock of golden feathers on either side of
its head that stood in striking contrast to its black and white body.
Two of the penguins, one larger than the other, occupied the top
position on the rocks. I pegged them to be the king and queen penguin of
the group.
“They’re cute and rather punk,” I
said to my guide.
“You could put it that way. Each one
has its own personality. The Aquarium staff has given them all names,
but I have my own names for them.”
“I see that they have ID bands in
case someone forgets.” The multicolored bands on a few of the penguins
reminded me of the colors used by casinos on their high-denomination
chips. I asked, “Why do those three look so mangy?”
“They’re not mangy, they’re
molting—out with the old feathers, in with the new. See how shiny the
black feathers of the other penguins are—those are their new feathers.
It’s getting toward the end of molting season, so only the stragglers
look disreputable.”
I noticed that two of the molting
penguins were picking the feathers off each other and the odd penguin
was just standing there and looking up at the king and queen.
“Why are the rockhoppers on these
rocks, while the African penguins are over there?” I asked.
“If you look above the rocks,
you’ll see that the air conditioning vents are aimed to blow directly
on them and the rockhoppers like it cold.”
Indeed, the king penguin had leaned his
head back so that the breeze ruffled the black and yellow feathers on
top of it. High up on the wall several feet away from him was a digital
thermostat with five buttons. I wondered how many years of penguin
evolution it would take before the king penguin would become smart
enough so that when the Aquarium staff had gone home for the night it
would find a way to push the thermostat down and then reset it before
they returned in the morning.
The relative uniformity of the penguins
reminded me of my morning visit to Lowell headquarters. Could it be that
Ken had named the king penguin “Simon” and the odd penguin
“Lloyd”? While I thought it unwise to steer the conversation in that
direction (and especially not to speculate on the possibility of gay
penguins), it was time to try to mess with Ken in order to gauge his
reaction.
“Do they lend out the extra
penguins?” I asked with a straight face.
Ken paused and turned to me, “You can
buy stuffed penguins in the gift shop, if that’s what you mean.
They’ve got them lined up in the window. They make great gifts for the
young ones.”
“No, that’s not it,” I said.
“It seems to me that if art museums lend out works from their attics
to members, that the Aquarium might do the same thing.”
“Not with these penguins, they
don’t. You can adopt a penguin, but that just means that you’re
keeping it in fish.”
We continued to watch the
penguins—two in particular had gotten quite amorous. Ken obviously did
not like where I was taking him and got down to business. “I don’t
really know what Lowell did to merit a visit from someone of your
distinction—top prize at the International Math Olympiad, Putnam
Fellow, and Presidential Young Investigator. And, let’s not forget
that gold bracelet. I’m surprised that they let you walk the
streets.”
“Why’s that? I try not to hurt
anybody.”
“I thought that the government kept
people like you under wraps at the CIA, NSA, or somewhere so secret that
one needs special clearance to know its name, let alone what it does.”
“You have a fertile imagination.
I’m just a walking-around person like anyone else. And what about you?
What’s a normal guy like you doing at Lowell?”
“Normal?” Ken chuckled. “It’s a
long story, but I’ll give you the much-abridged version. I was a
History and Literature concentrator at Harvard. Wrote my senior thesis
on the mythology of modern life. Spent some time at Oxford, then came
back and resumed my studies over at the Div School. I figured that
religion was the biggest myth going so why not get to the bottom of it.
While I was working on my dissertation, I taught English at the
Commonwealth School, which is where I met Simon Lowell. His son went
there and Simon was among the more reasonable of the parents. He enticed
me over and the rest is history.”
“From the Harvard Divinity School to
The Lowell Group is a big hop,” I said with one eye on the penguins.
“Why did you take it?”
“Every road I followed led to a
single question: What is the nature of God? I couldn’t understand
religion without understanding God. But no matter how hard I tried, God
eluded my grasp. But then, I noticed what happened to those before me
who had tried to get in touch with God. The fortunate ones entered into
a blissful, vegetative state while the less fortunate found themselves
in rubber rooms. Neither path appealed to me. The more that I learned
about what God had created—about this life and its wonders—the less
I wanted to stand apart from it and the more that I wanted to become
involved with it.” As Ken expounded upon the divine, the odd penguin
emitted an unearthly squawk.
“But there are lots of ways to
participate in life. Why become a mutual-fund manager other than for the
obvious reason—money?”
“You may not believe this, but money
had nothing to do with it. I saw the quest, the challenge. My chances of
understanding God—much less demonstrating his or her existence or
nonexistence—were virtually nil. Beating the market seemed doable.
Even if I failed, the downside didn’t look so bad—I could always
ease into a management position with an investment house. And, for all I
knew, beating the market was but the first of several destinations on my
spiritual odyssey. Not to mention, I felt that I had an important edge
over the competition, most of whom are mathematically-oriented guys like
you.”
“What kind of edge?” I asked.
“If there’s one thing I learned in
the time that I spent studying mythology and theology, it’s how people
can create believable stories—so believable that millions, sometimes
billions, will follow them—out of complete lies. Corporations are no
different. The better ones develop their own religions—the more
cynical would call them cults—and their stock price is nothing more
than a measure of how many investors they convert into believers. While
other money managers have been trained to follow the numbers, I follow
the story.”
“And so that’s the story or should
I say the myth that you’d like me to believe.” I said without making
any effort to hide my skepticism.
“I can see that you are a tough
customer. Yes, I have my own story. It’s not good enough for me to
outperform the market and my peers, I must sell people on the belief
that my superior performance is more than luck or that if it is luck
that there is something about me that attracts luck. Simon has been a
big help in getting that message across.”
I looked at the king penguin, whose
head feathers still ruffled in the breeze, and asked, “But what if you
start to attract bad luck?”
“Is that why you’re here?” Ken
asked. “To change my luck.”
“I don’t think of it that way.
I’m here to uncover the truth.”
The apparent sincerity of my response
got a rise out of Ken. “And that’s precisely what makes you so
dangerous. To me. To Lowell. To GFF. To these penguins. To the sharks in
the tank above us. And—above all else—to yourself. Hasn’t anyone
told you no one wants to know the truth, especially about themselves?”
“Didn’t you learn in divinity
school that the truth shall set you free?”
Ken did not seem to appreciate my
flippancy. “I think you’re taking John out of context.” he said.
“But I have no time for a bible lesson. For all the time I have spent
searching for the truth, I doubt that I am any closer to the answer now
than I was back in high school.”
“Wasn’t that prep school?
Phillips Exeter. Or do you just call it ‘Exeter?’”
“I see that you’ve done your
homework. I wouldn’t have expected otherwise.”
“And obviously, you do yours.”
“It’s my job—that’s all it
is—homework. Dig deeply enough, and you can get to the bottom of any
story.”
“Like Lowell’s?”
“I view it as more of a legend than a
story. To me, it is a legend worth preserving. It is what I believe in
and—getting back to the great auk—its days are numbered. They have
been for a long time.”
“You think?”
“I’ve thought so from the day I
arrived at Lowell. And the world has changed tremendously in my nearly
twenty years there, much more than in the fifty years before I joined
the company. Most of the other Boston investment houses that were like
Lowell vanished years ago; Boston has become little more than a
satellite of Wall Street. In some ways, so has the entire world. The age
of the gentleman is long dead and gone. I bought into this deal in hopes
of—I hope you can pardon the dreadful cliché—delaying the
inevitable.”
“I’ll let you know when the clichés
become too painful for me.”
Ken flashed a charming smile and I let
him talk away while I watched the penguins with him.
“I had followed several companies
that GFF had acquired. The pattern was always the same. For a while,
anywhere from two to six years, GFF would only assert itself in small
ways, little more than the minimum necessary for the financial and legal
integration of the new subsidiary. Management, culture, even pay scales,
would stay the same as long as the cash kept rolling in. Then, something
would happen. A big contract would be lost. A blip in supplier prices
would squeeze margins. Something. And then GFF would move in. Out with
the old managers, in with the new ones—handpicked and trained by Mike
Quinn himself. Those who weren’t fired would soon quit. Within a year,
the transition would be complete and the business would look like any
other GFF business. I thought that Lowell could hold out five years. It
never occurred to me that we could attract so much attention so soon and
for so little reason.”
“Don’t you think GFF has legitimate
cause for concern?” I asked.
“Of course not. We have compliance
officers up the wazoo and our standards and code of ethics are the most
stringent in the industry. No offense intended, but your audit team is
nothing compared with what we face from our regulators.”
“None taken.”
“In every SEC and state attorney
general’s investigation into mutual-fund abuses, Lowell’s name has
never once appeared. I don’t know what you are looking for, but money
doesn’t just vanish from Lowell.”
“Well then, what happened to your
fund? What’s your story for the last six months and why did
everything happen just as GFF took over.”
“My strategy backfired. That sort of
thing happens all the time. It’s inevitable and it’s temporary. I
see it as little more than a test of my character. As for the timing,
when you’ve managed money as long as I have, you find that
coincidences just happen. I’m no Jungian—though I find an expanded
version of Jung’s concept of archetypes useful—but maybe it’s all
synchronicity.”
“Archetypes? Synchronicity? What
the—”
“It all goes back to Plato’s cave.
Somewhere there is an ideal world, a world of perfect abstractions and
this seemingly material world of ours is but an imperfect image of that
ideal world. As Plato pointed out, all that we see are but shadows cast
on a cave wall. Some things seem like coincidences only because we are
unable to observe the real phenomena that link them together. That’s
one way of rationalizing what Jung referred to as synchronicity. But I
feel that there’s so much randomness in the world and so much going on
at any one time, eventually everything that can happen, does happen. As
we speak, somewhere someone is being dealt a royal flush.
“Interesting choice of example.”
“As for archetypes, the way I see it
they are the ‘real’ things—the Platonic ideals—that cast the
shadows on the cave wall. One reason that penguins are so intriguing is
that each one is such an excellent instantiation of the penguin
archetype. People are a lot more complicated and companies even more so.
The actors in myths are not real people; instead, they are
archetypes—the beautiful princess, the good king, the evil sorcerer,
and so on. It is a rare person who fits an archetype exactly; most
people are exceedingly poor reproductions of a remote Platonic ideal. In
our culture, those rare individuals who embody some archetype
particularly well frequently become celebrities.”
I resisted the temptation to say
“Like yourself?” and instead asked, “What about companies?”
“When you get down to it, a company
is nothing more than a collection of people. While the CEO may—with
the help of his consultants and investment bankers—have a specific
archetype in mind for his company, most companies have minds of their
own because their workers, despite any corporate brainwashing efforts,
ultimately think for themselves.”
“Getting back to your mind
for a moment, what was your strategy and what went wrong?” I asked.
“I can give you a rough outline and
you can always read my book—I’ll have a signed copy sent over to
you. You must realize, as some of my colleagues are fond of saying, that
if I told you how I do what I do, I’d have to kill you.” Ken looked
back over at the penguins, who had let out another collective squawk,
after he said this. Maybe he was sizing them up as prospective
witnesses. “Most fund managers spend their time searching for winners,
especially for the big winners just as they are becoming big. I used to
do that, too. But as the money I managed grew past a billion dollars, it
became harder to find enough big winners to get the performance that my
investors were demanding. So, I changed course and rather than focus on
the stories that would drive a stock’s price up, I began to look for
stories that were pure hype. I wanted to find truly mythic companies
that were about to have their myths exploded. All I had to do was avoid
some of those companies, while holding on to my share of winners by
spreading my money around, and that alone would be enough to give my
fund the required edge. You can look at my record—Enron, WorldCom,
Global Crossing—I bailed out of all of them right before . . .
whatever. I still manage to avoid the big disasters, it’s just one
small disaster after another that’s eating me alive.”
Might Ken’s “small disasters” be
related to what Tara had found? Could Ken’s mythological universe and
Tara’s astronomical one be two ways of looking at the same thing?
“Speaking of shadows,” Ken
continued, “I could probably make GFF happy simply by turning
Aggressive Growth into a shadow index fund.”
“What’s that?” I had some idea,
but wanted Ken’s spin.
“A mutual fund that pick stocks in a
way that statistically guarantees that its performance won’t venture
too far from a chosen index, usually the S&P 500. Clever shadow
indexers make it look like they have a different industry mix from the
index that they’re shadowing, but the outcome is still the same. Most
of the growth funds that are larger than mine, as well as some of the
smaller ones, have essentially given up on trying to beat the market,
which is more difficult for larger funds anyway. While sufficiently bad
performance can scare money out of a fund, money tends to leak more
slowly out of a successful fund that reverts to average performance. Of
course, this cheats the investors because the management fees for a fund
that is supposed to be actively managed are much higher than for an
index fund and that’s why I don’t want any part of it. I’ll just
have to fix things—with or without your help.”
“You’re
lucky that the market is giving you time to plot a new strategy,” I
said. “With the market closed, both small and large disasters are
precluded.”
“Not really,” Ken said. “They can
still happen, they’re just not reflected in the market price.
Furthermore, my fund owns several million shares of Consolidated
Information Systems, the company that built and runs the network that is
causing all the trouble. They should take enough of a hit when the
market reopens tomorrow to ruin my day. Just another in a string of
small disasters.”
“Tomorrow? Is that certain?” I knew
that with the stock market in full swing, it would be more difficult to
deal with Lloyd and his people.
“It should be back tomorrow. Wall
Street thinks it will be ready to go at nine-thirty tomorrow, but not
all the noises are reassuring. We’ll see. You wouldn’t happen to
know anything?”
“Me? What would I have to do with the
stock market . . . or any other market for that
matter?”
“Possibly quite a bit. With your
background, I could easily imagine you at a hedge fund. That’s where
lots of other math jocks have gone.”
“True enough,” I said, “some of
my classmates found work on Wall Street. From what I hear it’s better
than driving a taxi. I never saw the point. It’s so . . . out
of control.”
“Out of control? What do you mean?”
“Take this place—the New England
Aquarium—it’s a controlled environment, at least from the viewpoint
of the . . .” Gazing at the penguins, I found the
appropriate word: “Inmates.” I waited for Ken to stop laughing.
“Everything works according to a strict set of rules—feeding times,
climate control, et cetera. And, from what you tell me, they don’t
even let the penguins out for special occasions. A modern casino works
the same way. Everything is controlled, even more controlled than this
building. There’s more at stake. The odds that I calculate on my
computer are precisely the same odds that I’ll see at the poker table.
Each deck has exactly the same fifty-two cards and the only way to tell
them apart is to turn them over. Each time I’m dealt pocket rockets, I
know what they’re worth. No one can print any more aces. I can’t say
that about a share of stock.”
“Pocket rockets?”
“A pair of aces in the hole. You
might call them American Airlines, but ‘pocket rockets’ is the more
common name.”
“Well,” said Ken, “on the
Exchange it’s AMR, not AA. AA is Alcoa.”
“Fine. To continue my analogy, you
always know what your chips are worth. The cashier’s window is always
open and the house is always there to buy back the chips. You don’t
have to find a buyer to take your chips off your hands at the price
he’s willing to pay.”
“That’s exactly what makes
financial markets so fascinating. You never really know what anything is
worth—you can never be sure just what cards you are holding or what
deck you’re playing with. The big money is to be made in separating
the myth from the reality.”
“But what if it turns out that the
markets are all myth and no reality?”
“I guess that when that day comes
I’m out of a job. But still, such a remote possibility is not enough
to get me to hop on the next plane to Las Vegas or drive over to some
tacky reservation. Anyway, I see that you’re not doing that
anymore.”
“I moved on.” I was unwilling to
show Ken any more of my cards even if it might make him more
forthcoming.
“So you did. Now you’re part of one
of the world’s most powerful corporations. Perhaps a more important
part than you realize. A corporation that looks for the edge in
everything it does. I wonder if you know what you’ve gotten yourself
into. You may have unwittingly bought into the myth of GFF.”
“And what myth is that?”
“The myth of the corporate übermanager.
I respect Mike Quinn and based on what I’ve seen I have no reason to
doubt that GFF is the best-managed company in the world—not so much
because its management is so great, but mostly because the others are so
bad. Still, you have to wonder about a company that makes its numbers on
the button every quarter without fail.”
“Just as you have to wonder about a
mutual fund manager who beats the market for thirty-seven consecutive
quarters.”
“Touché,” Ken said in a way that
sparked another penguin uprising. “But there is an important
difference. I am forced to play by a far stricter set of rules than Mike
does. Every day when the major markets close, I get a grade based on the
value of each of my holdings under a system of accounting that leaves no
wiggle room. Mike operates under a much looser set of accounting rules.
You might say that he’s able to manufacture earnings—all with the
blessings of the legal and accounting professions, not to mention the
government.”
“Manufacture earnings?”
“It’s one of the privileges that
comes with being a multinational conglomerate. GFF buys and sells
companies all the time. The Lowell Group may have been GFF’s largest
acquisition so far this year, but it is only one of maybe fifty.”
“Fifty?” I said. “That many?” I
knew that Ken’s number was on the low side.
“Most of them are small acquisitions,
if you call a few hundred million dollars small. The important thing is
not what GFF buys, but what it sells. Unlike the stocks in my mutual
fund, most of the businesses that GFF owns aren’t traded in an active
market. The only way for GFF to know what a business is truly worth is
to sell it. Until then, GFF gets to carry it on its books at the price
that it paid for the business.”
“So?”
“Well, you can think of GFF’s
businesses as being silos, some with unrealized gains and some with
unrealized losses. Any quarter where it appears that GFF is having
trouble meeting its earnings targets, it can manufacture what it needs
by raiding the appropriate silo. It can sell a winning business to
harvest earnings, if you’ll allow me to mix a metaphor. If things are
going better than expected, it can take the opportunity to sell a losing
business.”
“Are you saying that’s how GFF
always makes its numbers down to the penny?”
“That’s exactly what I’m saying,
though it does take careful planning and exquisite timing to pull it off
and so exceeds the capabilities of any other company in the world. And
it’s no coincidence that most sales of GFF businesses are slated to
close just before the end of a quarter. Indeed, GFF has had to save some
deals from falling through by lending the buyers some of the funds
necessary for the purchase.”
“Let us assume that your theory is
correct. Can GFF continue to do this indefinitely?”
“No, at some point everything—silos
and good luck—runs out. It always does. If a problem at a business as
large as The Lowell Group generated sufficient losses, GFF could quickly
blow through its silos. Then its numbers wouldn’t look so good.”
“Really?” I said. “But there’s
nothing illegal with using these silos, as you call them. Is there?”
“No, there isn’t. Not if one does
it carefully. That said, it still bothers me a great deal that Mike and
the rest of GFF’s senior management strenuously deny that they are
doing anything to ‘manufacture,’ ‘manage,’ or ‘smooth’ their
earnings. That seems more than a little disingenuous to me. And then
there’s the whole question of its pension fund.”
“I hear that they’re doing pretty
well,” I said. “The last time I looked my retirement was still
there.”
“How
they are doing is debatable, but that’s not the issue. The issue is
how the pension fund influences GFF’s bottom line. I’m not alone in
being troubled by the fact that the pension fund generates a sizeable
fraction of GFF’s reported earnings. The dominant school of accounting
theory says that I shouldn’t worry because what GFF hopes to earn on
the investments in its pension fund greatly exceeds what it expects to
pay out to its workers. But the only basis for these hopes and
expectations is what GFF’s accountants and actuaries think will happen
over an indefinite and uncertain future. The rules are so convoluted
that even during a quarter where the pension fund is by any measure
losing money, GFF can report a big gain.”
While I was still at the old lab,
Roland and I led a delegation to the pension fund’s offices in White
Plains (close, but not too close, to the hive) to see what the Research
Lab could do for them. Their big technology push involved creating a
giant database of all the research reports sent to them by their gaggle
of brokers. None of this really mattered, however, because the pension
fund didn’t make its big money on stocks. Its specialties were venture
capital and real estate. When the Mighty Quinn would find a business
opportunity or land deal that he liked but that was unsuitable for any
of GFF’s businesses, he would refer it to the pension fund for a
possible investment.
It then occurred to me that Lowell
might be a good fit for the pension fund. Lowell was strong in stocks
and bonds while the pension fund excelled in more exotic investments. It
was time for the next pointed question.
“Does Lowell feel threatened by the
pension fund?” I asked. “You both do the same thing and we know how
much Mike hates redundancy and wants to improve efficiency, why does he
need both of you?”
“Bingo!” Ken said. “You’ve hit
on why you’re here.”
I knew what Ken was getting at, but I
wanted to hear his interpretation. “And that is because . . .”
“The real reason for your—and I
hate to use the phrase around here—fishing expedition is to
find an excuse to put The Lowell Group under the control of the pension
fund and have it report to Joe Conway.”
I had met briefly with Joe, the head of
the pension fund, on my visit. He had been an all-American guard at
Howard University and is rumored to have passed up an offer to play on
the Cincinnati Royals beside Oscar Robertson to join GFF straight out of
college. Joe also served as GFF’s treasurer, a position that
guaranteed that everyone would see his face in GFF’s annual report.
“If Joe’s behind all of this,
it’s news to me. Until you mentioned it, the pension fund has never
come up in connection with The Lowell Group.”
“I can assure you that it’s all our
management can think about, not to mention the other fund managers who,
as you are probably aware, joined GFF on far less favorable terms than I
did.”
“So, what’s the problem with
working for Joe?”
“Maybe we were naïve,” Ken said,
“but one thing that attracted us to GFF was the prospect of managing
their pension-fund assets. Not only would that place a lot more funds
under management, but other large companies or state governments might
be more willing to have us manage their funds. If Lowell vanishes into
GFF’s pension fund, that is far less likely to happen. They are
tarnished by several botched attempts to manage money for other pension
funds. Our record may not be wonderful, but it’s a lot better than
theirs.”
“Then it has nothing to do with Joe
himself?”
“I doubt that any of us would be
thrilled with moving to Westchester County, but I have nothing against
the man, in fact, I rather like him.”
“What about the others? Simon? Lloyd?
Richard?”
“Big egos are easily bruised, not to
mention that they are set in their ways. This is a traditional business
in what for a long time was a traditional town. Simon certainly saved
the company, but he’s still stuck in the past, just not so distant a
past as the others.”
“It seems to me that your traditions
include a rather narrow view of who gets to rise to the top at
Lowell”, I said, watching for Ken’s reaction. “Don’t forget that
the Mighty Quinn was once not so mighty and grew up in modest
circumstances—much as most of us at GFF did—not far from here.”
“I think that if you look at things
carefully, GFF’s glass ceiling is not much higher than ours. I can’t
defend how some of my colleagues think—to be honest, I’m repulsed by
many of the things that they say in private—but I understand where
they’re coming from. The Lowell Group, which started out as a family
business, still views itself as one big family. Mike may have abandoned
the notion of lifetime employment the day that he took over GFF, but The
Lowell Group still feels a strong obligation to its employees on every
rung of the firm’s ladder. While other fund managers were laying
people off after the Crash of ‘87, Lowell stood by its employees and
don’t think that they don’t remember. At Lowell, loyalty still means
something.”
Ken’s defensiveness told me that the
conversation was beginning to degenerate and that it was unlikely that I
would learn much more. Ken confirmed my intuition by looking at his
watch and saying, “I really must be going, I have an analysts’
dinner to attend over at the new Ritz-Carlton.”
“Thank you for your time,” I said.
“I guess that I’ll be seeing you around tomorrow.”
“Sorry to disappoint, but I’m
leaving first thing for San Francisco to check out some companies and
I’ll be gone the rest of the week. I think you’ve heard all you need
from me. I’m curious to know what you’ll catch.”
I hoped that he was referring to my
so-called fishing expedition and not something else.
The more stalwart rockhoppers let out
an asthmatic farewell honk. Ken led me back to the Aquarium’s entrance
and we passed a sign that showed a cartoonist’s conception of a
penguin tangled up in a careless patron’s bubble gum. Hernando
unlocked the door for us and bid us good night. The sun had recently set
and a full, misty moon hung low over the water.
Ken’s driver was waiting and Ken
apologized for not being able to give me a lift because he was already
running late. He offered to send for a water taxi, but I politely
declined. The driver came to open the door for him and once he was
seated, Ken said, “Good luck,” with an amiability that I could
parse. I had a lot to think about on my walk back to the hotel.
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